CALABASAS, CA — In a stunning and deeply bizarre twist to the already chaotic Kardashian universe, Kourtney Kardashian has officially declared herself autosexual—a sexual orientation defined as being romantically and sexually attracted to oneself. The bombshell confession has left fans in a frenzy, her inner circle shaken, and the internet flooded with theories about what exactly is going on behind closed doors at her secluded Calabasas estate.

In a candid and unfiltered moment captured during a now-deleted Instagram Live session, the reality star leaned into the camera, stared directly into the lens, and boldly declared:
“I don’t need no man. Honestly? No one touches me like I do.”

The audio cut out briefly as she giggled, sipped from a gold-rimmed wine glass, and whispered something about “a mirror, candles, and that playlist from Italy.” Fans who caught the live stream before it vanished are still debating whether this was performance art, self-empowerment, or something far more… mysterious.

Autosexuality, a term defined by WebMD as a sexual orientation in which one is attracted to themselves, goes beyond typical self-pleasure. It includes romantic and emotional self-bonding—buying oneself flowers, dressing up just to admire your own reflection, even fantasizing about yourself during intimate moments.

Kourtney seems to be embracing the full spectrum. Sources close to her claim she’s ordered dozens of high-end gifts, including jewelry and custom lingerie, and had them sent to her own address with handwritten love notes signed, “To my dream girl — Love, Me.”

But things took a disturbing turn last night when Khloé Kardashian reportedly arrived unannounced at Kourtney’s home around 11:30 PM after receiving a series of cryptic texts. Khloé, according to an inside source, knocked repeatedly but got no answer. That’s when she allegedly peered through a partially open curtain—and saw something that made her gasp.

“She saw Kourtney standing in front of a full-length mirror,” the source says, “dressed in what looked like a wedding gown. There were candles everywhere. She was holding her phone up like she was recording… and talking to herself. Like, talking to herself in a voice that didn’t sound like her normal voice.”

Khloé reportedly backed away in silence and left the property without knocking again. The Kardashian family has not commented publicly, but insiders say they’re “deeply concerned.”

Meanwhile, the online world is spiraling into madness over the story. On TikTok, the hashtag #AutosexualQueen is trending, with users either praising Kourtney’s bold embrace of radical self-love or mocking what they’re calling “the Kardashian descent into pure narcissistic madness.”

Influencer Gia Macool jumped into the firestorm, defending Kourtney on Twitter with a thread titled “The Power of Self-Attraction: Why Kourtney Is Ahead of Her Time.” She called autosexuality “a sacred form of feminine reclamation” and declared that “women should stop looking for men to validate their pleasure.”

But not everyone is convinced.

“This is past empowerment,” wrote one critic. “This is someone having a full-blown wedding ceremony with their own reflection. What happened to reality?”

Psychologist Dr. Marianne Feldman weighed in during a heated segment on Good Morning LA, suggesting that while autosexuality is real, “there’s a fine line between self-affirmation and dissociative fantasy. If the rumors are true, Kourtney may be crossing it.”

And what about Travis Barker?

The Blink-182 drummer has remained silent. No tweets. No posts. Not even a passive-aggressive Instagram story. Sources claim he’s been “completely blindsided” and “honestly creeped out” by how rapidly Kourtney seems to have detached from him. One unconfirmed report even suggests Travis walked in on Kourtney whispering sweet nothings to her own framed photo—and left without saying a word.

Whether this is the dawn of a new movement or the unraveling of a celebrity icon remains to be seen. What is clear is that Kourtney Kardashian is redefining what love means—on her own terms, in her own image… and maybe, just maybe, in her own arms.

And as for what Khloé really saw behind that window last night?

The Kardashians aren’t saying a word.

But the candles are still burning.